Vista? Not on my desktop, thank you.

Hurray! Vista is released. Now we can all get back to doing whatever we were doing previously. Hype aside, I'm not excited about this release, for the following reasons;

My desktop, laptop and server aren't 'Vista Ready',
I'm not going to invest to upgrade (my computers do what I need them to currently),
I run Ubuntu and XP, dual boot,
My media centres are first-generation Xboxes,
I don't feel like being an unpaid beta-tester for Microsoft (I may be in a position to acquire a new computer with Vista when SP1 is released -- as you know it will be),
Much of my existing software is not currently Vista compatible -- I'll have to upgrade to newer versions, yet another pain I don't need.
Hardware drivers -- I'll have to upgrade to newer versions, if they exist (or wait until they're made), or toast my hardware investment (joystick, game pad, scanner, printer...etc), yet another pain I don't need.

And here's a few news articles about the vista release and launch, should you need more reason to wait:

Globe & Mail -- Vista's midnight launch fizzles
CrunchGear -- Six good reasons not to upgrade to Vista
Wired News -- Why you don't need Vista now
Toronto Star (Michael Geist) -- Vista's legal fine print raises red flags
Wired News -- No huge crowds for midnight Vista launch
Computer Business Review Online -- UK government agency tells schools to ignore Vista
The Register -- Vista first look: Bugs and confusion [thanks Chris!]

...and finally:

Download Squad -- In serious Vista doubt? Try Ubuntu instead

***UPDATE*** Mar. 23, '09 Well, Vista came preinstalled on my new laptop. I've been using it for a few months, and am convinced it's slower that the laptop could be. I'm considering a dual boot XP/Vista...just to verify it. Stay tuned, I'll post about it if I go that way